meat
Spoiler alert: he ate the meat, and lived.
This conversation happened about 15 years ago. That’s why it’s in black and white. Not only is the meat guy still alive and kicking, but last time I saw him he had his hands in a huge gross bucket of deadly poison (this time, it was verdigris) and was opening up and drinking from a can of pop with his gross poison bucket hands.
To be fair, he was wearing plastic gloves, and he didn’t exactly immerse his hands in a boiling vat of verdigris. But his WHMIS training could use a serious update!
But he opened the pop can without taking his gloves off! That’s practically bucket-to-mouth.